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Hot Mess Express Cleaning Schedule – Snark Pack™ Planner Insert for Realistic Housekeeping

(1 customer review)

$16.00

 

 Returns accepted within 7 days

Description

Because spotless homes are a myth—and we’ve got the planner insert to prove it.
The Hot Mess Express Cleaning Schedule insert is your go-to tool for keeping your chaos slightly contained. Designed with a cheeky tone and functional layout, it lets you break cleaning into manageable chunks across the week—whether you’re deep cleaning, half-assing it, or just writing “vacuum” and pretending it happened.

Snarky enough to be fun. Useful enough to actually use.

At a glance:
• Use the drop-downs to select how many double-sided sheets you’d like.
• Weekly layout to plan or pretend you’ll clean
• Great for routines, reminders, and laughing at your own mess

Format & Fit:
• Choose your page size and punch option
• Slight design variations occur across sizes
• Printed on 80# text weight bright white paper

Returns & Sizing:
• Returns accepted within 7 days for non-personalized items
• Please measure your current inserts before ordering or shoot us an email—we’re happy to help!

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Planner Sizes

Not sure which size to choose? Planner size names can vary by brand, so we recommend measuring your current inserts before ordering. These are page sizes, not binder cover sizes.

  • Pocket: 3.2" × 4.7" / 81 × 120 mm — fits Filofax Pocket, LV PM Agenda, Moterm Pocket, and A7 binders.
  • Pocket XL: 3.5" × 5.5" / 89 × 140 mm — fits many Pocket size ring binders for users who prefer a roomier page.*
  • Personal: 3.74" × 6.73" / 95 × 171 mm — fits Filofax Personal, LV MM Agenda, and Moterm Personal.
  • FC Compact: 4.25" × 6.75" / 108 × 171 mm — fits Franklin Covey Compact and some Personal size ring binders.**
  • Half Letter: 5.5" × 8.5" / 140 × 216 mm — fits Franklin Covey Classic, DayTimer, Staples Arc Junior, and Office Depot TUL Junior.
  • A5 Slim: 5" × 8.27" / 127 × 210 mm — fits slimmer A5-style binders, including Coach notebooks with ring adapter add-ons.
  • A5: 5.83" × 8.27" / 148 × 210 mm — fits Filofax A5, LV GM Agenda, and Moterm A5.
  • Classic: 7" × 9.25" / 178 × 235 mm — fits Happy Planner Classic 9-disc planners.

Note: Always measure your current paper, not your binder cover.

* Pocket XL inserts may fit many Pocket size ring binders, but fit can vary by brand and cover style. If purchasing tabbed inserts, add about 10 mm / 0.4" to the page width to make sure the tabs will fit inside your cover.

** Some Personal size planner users choose FC Compact inserts for the extra writing room. Please measure your binder before ordering. If purchasing tabbed inserts, allow extra width, as tabs may extend beyond the cover or interfere with closing depending on your binder brand and ring placement.

Need more help? View our full Planner Size Guide & Compatibility Chart.

1 review for Hot Mess Express Cleaning Schedule – Snark Pack™ Planner Insert for Realistic Housekeeping

  1. Bernie Wahl (verified owner) –

    This is a fun way to do crappy chores! My husband wants a big board like this in our kitchen. If you avoid housework like the plague, try these. Great quality and fast shipping.

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