Hot Mess Express Cleaning Schedule – Snark Pack™ Planner Insert for Realistic Housekeeping

Description

Because spotless homes are a myth—and we’ve got the planner insert to prove it.
The Hot Mess Express Cleaning Schedule insert is your go-to tool for keeping your chaos slightly contained. Designed with a cheeky tone and functional layout, it lets you break cleaning into manageable chunks across the week—whether you’re deep cleaning, half-assing it, or just writing “vacuum” and pretending it happened.

Snarky enough to be fun. Useful enough to actually use.

At a glance:
• Starts at 15 sheets (double-sided)
• Weekly layout to plan or pretend you’ll clean
• Great for routines, reminders, and laughing at your own mess
• Available in 3 sizes: Half, A5, Classic

Format & Fit:
• Choose your page size and punch option from the dropdowns
• Slight design variations occur across sizes
• Printed on 80# text weight bright white paper

Returns & Sizing:
• Returns accepted within 7 days for non-personalized items
• Please measure your current inserts before ordering or shoot us an email—we’re happy to help!

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